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Slack.com slash DHQ. Welcome to the show, everybody. So you know how I always say, many conservatives

always say that the left is beyond parity at this point. Well, that's not a mere platitude

or a slogan. There is a deep and terrifying truth here. And the truth is that they actually

are beyond parity. As in, it's becoming impossible to satirize them because satire requires

that you take the idea you're satirizing and you bring it to an absurd conclusion so

as to highlight the flaws within the logic that you're trying to make a satire of. But if

the idea that is being proposed to begin with has already been brought to its most absurd

conclusion, then what can you do? All you can do to satirize it is to point to it and say,

look, and that's what satire is increasingly becoming. Case in point, CNN. I suppose

I could just stop right there. But let's, let me give you a specific example. Here's

a headline of a real article on CNN.com right now. This is real. I show you, written by

a certified genius named Brandon Tensley headline, coronavirus task force, another example

of Trump administration's lack of diversity. Now, it gets better, I show you. It's, it's

it, the expectations set by that headline are fulfilled within the text of the article.

Let me read it to you. It says, it's a statement that's as predictable as it is infuriating.

President Donald Trump's administration lacks diversity. On Tuesday, Trump tweeted photos

of a briefing he'd received on the new coronavirus spreading out of China. The president said

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