EP 416 - IS KEVIN TOP DONG?

Going Deep with Chad and JT

All Things Comedy

Health & Fitness, Education, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

On today's ep we are joined by Kevin aka The Shmole. This episode is truly a rollercoaster of events. Kev comes in hot with a message from JOE to the bros about who really is TOP DONG. Two weeks ago, Chad declared Amir as top dong after he blessed the studio with his cover of The World I know. IT INSTANTLY GETS HEATED when kevin presses Chad for an apology. This episode makes way more sense on video so head over to the youtube to check it out LOL

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Go in
0:02.0	Go in
0:04.0	Here
0:06.0	Here you Now grace is a message from the longest dong in the land, Mr. Joe Marese.
0:27.6	Gather ye stokers far and near, make haste and lend thine ears, for a most glorious proclamation, doth grace this fine day. Behold and bow thine heads,
0:41.3	for entering the studio is none other than Kevin, the top dong. His body, most hot and sculpted,
0:48.4	could make marble blush with envy. His luscious windpipes doth carry song and speech alike, so smooth, so honeyed, that angels
0:57.7	themselves do hush. So sound the trumpets, ring the bells, for Kevin the top dong hath
1:04.9	arrived, and all the realm rejoiceth in his magnificence.
1:15.7	God save my fat dong, and long-lived Kevin, the top dong. Thank you. Oh, whew!
1:33.3	That's sick, dude.
1:36.3	Respect, respect.
1:38.3	The Top Dong has arrived.
1:39.8	How's it going, boys?
1:40.9	Legend, what's out, man.
1:42.8	What up, Top Dong?
1:47.0	Well, I would thank you for gracing us did you write that like shakespearean monologue for joe wrote it's great came from the heart and his dong
1:56.0	now top dog i don't mean to come out with beef right at the top. That was an excellent intro.
2:02.6	It spoke to my heart, brought a tear to my eye.
2:04.9	It made me hard.
2:06.8	But no dong song.
2:09.4	Jake?
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