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Roderick on the Line

Ep. 415: "Natural Strawberries"

Roderick on the Line

Merlin Mann

Johnroderick, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Thelongwinters, Merlinmann

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The Shane of Damocles.

The Problem: John is a resolute soda finisher.

(Recorded on Monday, March 1, 2021.)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello. Hi, John. Hi, Merlin. How's it going?

0:11.4

Merlin, man. How are you going? Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. We cleaned out the garage over the weekend, so I inhaled, I think, a lot of dust and feces dander. I've seen that garage. From the Mises. Oh, you wouldn't believe it now. Oh, man. Oh, wow. Found my copy of When I Pretend to Fall on CD. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. CD at once popular media? Yeah. You don't want to know what I did. I went all in. I committed. How many cans of half-consumed fizzy water did you find? Um, just a couple couple because i remember you used to go down the stairs

0:57.3

to the garage and put your half consumed can of fizzy water you would tuck it in various little

1:04.7

nooks because you you would save it you know you put it there because you were going down to the

1:08.1

garage to do something and then you would forget it was there.

1:11.8

Is that what you remember? This is what you remember. I, you know, whatever, there's a funny tweet a few weeks

1:17.2

ago somebody said something like, everybody in their life has at least one beverage abandoner.

1:24.4

And I don't think of myself, well, you know, how I think of myself does not necessarily reflect who I am.

1:45.0

But, you know, I finished most of them. I finish them too fast sometimes, too much fizz. Yeah, yeah, a lot of burping. I'm committed. I'm committed. But, you know, no, you know, one thing I did do is I took a Home Depot five-gallon bucket and put a bunch of celtters and ice in it. And that way I had, you know, had a treat down there.

1:45.0

Because I think, I know, had a treat down there.

1:50.0

Because I think, I think this is true in life. I really believe this.

1:55.4

Is that one reason we don't succeed as well as we would like or that we procrastinate is we lack infrastructure. Agreed. So for me, that starts with me. The day I is a Friday morning, I wake up and I start making a list.

2:04.7

And it's a list of all the things that I need to take down to the garage or locate and move to the garage, all the things I need to make this something that I look forward to doing.

2:15.4

Wait, you do this every Friday or you did this past Friday? Well, if I did it every Friday, that would be crazy. That would be a new project. No, no, no, no. So I made a list, and it had stuff on it, like, you know, bucket of seltzer. It had stuff on there like utility knives, sharpies, two kinds of tape, a home pod, so I could listen to Power Pop.

2:34.8

I like to listen to Power Pop when I'm cleaning, and it made it so much easier.

2:40.2

Oh, a string.

2:40.8

You always get a string or rope, you know?

2:43.4

You're going to need that.

2:44.3

This was garage cleaning technology support stuff.

2:50.0

Yes, yes.

2:51.0

This was a one time only you're going to bring this stuff down to accomplish this job.

2:55.6

Yes, and you know me, like one reason I think New Year's resolutions and similar tend not to succeed is that the people who make that big wager about the person they think they want to be,

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