Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn. King of uncles. Jordan Morris. Boy detective. Yeah, that's right. You got a new nickname

I got a new nickname and a new niece. Oh, oh, hey, well, well, okay

So now I don't want to take away from your you know special day, right?

And cuz I mean I think the birth of this is my day all about the uncle. This is my day

It's where I'm wearing my T.R. The wedding is about the bride. Yeah, and the birth of a niece is about the uncle bingo

Some people say it's about the parents or no

You know OB-GYN right. Yeah, the doula no the doula is there to make sure I have a good experience

So you've not been an uncle for that long. That's true

What what makes you king of the uncles? Are you just is a say?

You know, are you preempting this or you this is like a king of pop thing? We're like if I just say it enough

Well, I mean I already have my career in the Jackson five sure that's sure in this case is my legacy of

Literally decades of uncle quality humor. Mm-hmm

And just uncle lifestyle choices like sure

spending all my money on records

Having impractical cars sure

Um, these are all uncle moves. I mean you haven't purchased a boat. That's true

You haven't been through a you've not been through a divorce. Oh my uncle had a boat and then he went to jail

Yeah, yeah, well, you know, you can't have it all sure in this life

You wear shorts only seldomly as opposed to constantly. Oh, that's a good point. That's a that's definitely an area of

Well, here's the thing my

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