EP. 412: Santa Scared Straight AGAIN

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	I say it year after year and I've already said it once this year, but I'm going to say it
0:02.9	one more time.
0:03.9	It's only one time that your parents have complete control over their children.
0:07.1	And that is the December because you've got the fear of Santa Claus that you can strike
0:11.9	into your kids' hearts at any time.
0:14.9	And that's the, you know, we used to do this radio segment called Santa Scared Straight.
0:18.9	And this is when Santa would call kids that were headed towards a naughty list just to
0:22.4	like, you know, get them in check.
0:24.3	The one that we're going to do today is my all time absolute favorite because we actually
0:29.5	went back one year later to see if a kid that we called the year before, Santa called
0:33.8	the year before, had actually reformed and was a better kid than next year, but did
0:38.3	it actually work?
0:39.3	We're going to catch you up with a moment in Kramer history today on the show.
0:42.3	Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a Mama's boy.
0:47.0	Not just any Mama's boy, you're a certified Mama's boy.
0:51.9	And this is the certified Mama's boy podcast.
0:55.9	So we had to 100 and no, 100, 412 episodes, I think we are high.
1:01.1	Welcome.
1:02.1	Thank you so much for being here.
1:03.1	If you're new to our podcast, we've got three principles on here.
1:04.9	It's live, laugh.
1:05.9	Love your mom.
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