Ep. #41 - What If Bigfoot is Real? [Sasquatch, Cryptozoology]

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6 • 668 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2017

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

We take our very first step into the world of cryptozoology on The What If? Podcast, with one of our wildest episodes yet. Yep, that's right folks: Bigfoot. Or if you like, Sasquatch, Yetis, Skunk Apes, Gigantopithecus - whatever folklore term meets your needs. We have another very first on this episode, which is that the homie Dan (aka DJ Name) brought his own soundboards. That's right folks, double the soundboards—double the fun.

Spencer talks about inter-dimensional Bigfoot portals. Ryan recounts the Patterson-Gimlin film, and Dan soundtracks the weirdness.

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0:00.0	This episode of the What If podcast is brought to you in part by Button Poetry, where Poetry isn't dead.
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0:21.4	In the beginning, there was darkness.
0:24.9	Then, out of the void came fire, smoke, metal.
0:31.6	On the forge of imagination, an incredible thing began to take shape.
0:36.4	A creature of raw unbridled power.
0:39.3	A creature with no equal.
0:41.3	The very first of its kind.
0:44.3	A thing so awesome, it could only be called a monster.
0:49.3	In the beginning, there was Bigfoot.
0:52.3	No town was too small, no city too large.
0:57.3	Bigfoot roamed the land in search of action, excitement, and conquest.
1:04.1	Today, monsters are everywhere.
1:07.0	Monsters are real.
1:09.5	But when the dust settles and the smoke clears, a cry is still heard across the land.
1:16.6	Bigfoot.
1:18.4	Welcome to the What If Podcast with your host, Spencer with Davis and Ryan Copperwood.
1:35.0	Thank you. and Ryan Copperude. It's the What It Podcast.
1:37.0	We're back again with another delightful episode of weird shit.
1:42.3	Hello to all our weird friends out on the internet's hi spencer
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