Ep. 41 The Phallus Tree

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Hole's Barred, Vic and Laura discover the supernatural secret to keeping a disembodied member alive with a diet of oats and grains, hear back from a previous agony aunt contributor with a much needed relationship update and celebrate the wonderful man who waffle stomped his lovers nutty deposit down the plug hole to finishing getting his end away. As always, if you want to contribute to the podcast with a story, agony aunt question or life quandry, you can email us at [email protected] and follow us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum.
0:06.3	No topic is of limit for these potty mouths found months.
0:10.4	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
0:14.4	Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your oof.
0:18.7	No holes barred.
0:22.3	Hello.
0:24.1	How are you, Vic?
0:26.1	Ha, ha, ha.
0:27.0	The intesis, yes, sir.
0:28.8	Yes, I'm OK.
0:29.8	Life is very boring at the moment.
0:31.5	The same old, same old, same old.
0:33.5	Bullshit.
0:35.2	Oh, I did look for lion piss.
0:38.2	Oh, is that because of the foxes?
0:40.4	Foxes.
0:41.4	Yes.
0:42.0	Lots of people have said, well, they recommended that rob,
0:45.1	because obviously I have a serious fox problem around here,
0:47.7	that rob pisses in the garden.
0:49.8	Yeah.
0:50.5	And he's not been around.
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