EP 41- I farted on him; a story time.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that means; #rushtok. Let me tell you, I found kingxcodi and my life is complete. I dont need anything more, just marijuana and his reenactment of sorority bitches with a twang. I have two little story times for yew, one being the experience I had living with paper walls aka it sounded like an orgy up in that bitch; and the other story...well you'll need to tune in to find out because it is quite humiliating but it has to do with my husbands dick and me passing gas so go, if you dont give me five stars after this story I don't want you.

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0:00.0	You are listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our sex podcast collective,
0:05.8	visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:08.2	Hello and welcome back to the horny housewife.
0:19.5	I'm Jordan, your host.
0:22.1	It's just me and you, you and me us.
0:25.9	First things first, I have a drink consumed alcohol,
0:31.5	which if you know me, I love my wine and I love my fucking tequila.
0:36.2	She can do it like a champ.
0:38.5	I haven't drank in five days.
0:41.0	And PS, I have a toddler, I have a four-year-old,
0:44.4	I have a stepson who is 11, almost 12.
0:48.3	By the end of the day, I'm thirsty.
0:50.1	I am, you know, that glass of wine really takes the edge off,
0:54.9	like the beginning of the decompressing.
0:58.1	And I wanted to just take a sabbatical,
1:02.0	decompress in other ways,
1:04.4	get in, get into my meditation, you know,
1:08.0	honor my body, honor this temple.
1:10.2	I mean, don't get me wrong.
1:12.0	Bongo is on Tuesday, which bongo now, like my neighborhood,
1:16.5	bongo, I started it.
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