Ep. 41—Goodnight, Sweet Puff

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Holy cow, this is a rough one—get ready to cry and cry. Rita Skeeter belatedly blows Book 2 wide open; Harry gets a merit badge in compasses; a Sphinx has lost its touch, riddle-wise; Ron and Hermione are … not really part of it; Cedric, well, you know; and LoVo learns to cook. Plus: We wish David Bowie would show up. This week's chapters: The Third Task & Flesh, Blood, and Bone Next week's chapters: The Death Eaters & Priori Incantatem

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0:00.0	Heather, how do you make Lord Voldemore float?
0:04.2	I don't know. How?
0:05.3	You take one scoop of ice cream and one scoop of Lord Voldemore.
0:10.0	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:11.2	Oh my God.
0:12.7	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Home Cooks.
0:18.6	Bone of the father unknowingly given, you will renew your son.
0:25.6	Flesh of the servant will willingly given, you will revive your master.
0:34.6	The blood of the enemy forcibly taken, you will resurrect your foe.
0:45.8	I am Heather Pricewright.
0:47.7	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:49.5	And this one's going to suck, y'all.
0:53.1	We are reading the chapters called The Third Task and
0:58.7	Flesh, Blood, and Bone from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. There will be heavy, heavy,
1:07.4	spoilers in this episode because spoiler alert, Cedric dies.
1:13.1	There will also be a fuck ton of cursing because spoiler alert Cedric fucking dies.
1:19.6	And there will also be some adult themes.
1:22.0	This week's adult themes are family weekend, riddles and riddles, do you get it?
1:28.9	127 hours, challenging recipes, and the banality of evil.
1:36.9	Alex, Jesus fucking Christ, what happens this week?
1:41.5	In this week's chapters, Harry must solve an impenetrable maze of riddles and challenges
1:49.9	in order to free his baby brother from the clutches of the evil goblin king, Gerith,
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