What's going on, peasants? It's your boy, Elon Musk, reporting to you live from a space satellite.

I heard you guys talking mad crazy shit because I built a submarine to help those broke Thailand boys.

Saying I didn't get there in time well guess what in order to combat

the negativity and deal with all the haterism I've decided to help out with this

Donald Trump situation I'm currently constructing a robot president. He will be

finished in the year 2047 long after Donald Trump is gone and most of you

peons as well dying from the disease known as brokenness.

But once the robot is complete, he will then take over the country and run it the way it's supposed to be rammed.

That's all I gotta say.. Now enjoy the hottest true crime

podcast on the streets. You fucking broke peasants. I'm gonna'

a revolution now. Hello, hello folks, and welcome to another episode of affirmative murder. I am Alvin Williams, joined as always by my partner in True Crime,

France El Evans. What up? I'm Fran. All right.

Folks, it has been a weekend of upsets and amazing victories. Sadly, Serena Williams, the Black

Excellence Queen that she is, lost in the Wimbledon over the weekend, but she's still great.

I hope that's not the last time that we see her on a tennis court, but if it is,

we've truly been blessed over the last like 15 to 20 years of watching dominance,

so if that's her bow out, I'm perfectly okay with that.

And also today, France won the World Cup.

I am not particularly one who is swayed either way by it, but I do like to say the name

Oombape.

Oombape is one of the guys on the team, he's black, France has a lot of black players on their team, a lot of immigrants on their team from Africa.

So even though France is known as a you know European country,

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