Ep.#407: Snitches Get Stitches and Shitting Where We Eat
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2020
⏱️ 130 minutes
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Summary
Doug surprise call doesn't go as planned and what's with all the scorpions and death in Bisbee?
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Recorded Aug. 24th, 2020 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Aiden, Aiden's Mom, Tracey (@egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:13.0 | So about to start |
| 0:15.2 | Well, I'm recording just yeah, just you know |
| 0:19.7 | All right, I said Tracy will text when we hang up |
| 0:23.5 | So all you have to do is |
| 0:26.9 | What no, his mother |
| 0:30.0 | All right, this kid |
| 0:32.0 | His name is Aiden and he's from Austin, Texas at early in the COVID in April |
| 0:38.7 | I believe the Austin statesman ran a |
| 0:44.5 | High school baseball players. What are you gonna do now that your season is canceled and they interviewed this kid and |
| 0:51.4 | Hennegen has a Google alert for my name and |
| 0:54.6 | One of the questions in their pre-FAB interview was if you could |
| 1:00.0 | Have dinner with any four people from history who would it be and the first person he named was me |
| 1:07.6 | This is a high school |
| 1:09.6 | Texas athlete which I would hope is not my demographic |
| 1:14.2 | But then he mentioned Andrew Schultz later and he goes what the artist from peanuts? |
| 1:21.0 | No |
| 1:22.0 | Stop stop so Schultz was gonna |
| 1:25.5 | Like one thing people don't know about you. I love stand-up comedy and he names me and |
| 1:32.7 | Andrew Schultz who I just got turned on to I've never met and |
| 1:36.8 | So I said hey, let's just surprise this kid on a podcast |
| 1:41.1 | We were gonna do it convoluted with the fucking video and all that and make up a reason |
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