I'm Keith Oberman, and this is the resistance.

Yesterday, we received a magnificent present, a present so large, so impressive, so monumental,

as to boggle the mind and set the heart of flutter.

Yes, my friends, we are well on our way to seeing the usurper Trump brought low,

to seeing the restoration of this republic, to seeing, I think, the greatest collapse of our lifetime.

Because you see, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has uncovered a scandal,

the likes of which make Watergate seem like child's play.

This evidence shows that Donald J. Trump is more dangerous than Hitler, more dangerous than Stalin,

more dangerous than that mobile pet spot that somehow used the wrong shampoo on my cat fluffy,

leaving her less cuddly than usual and reducing me to a quivering ball of humanity lying prone in my own tears in urine.

Now, you may say that Mueller's indictment of Paul Manafort, Trump's former campaign manager, says nothing about Trump or his campaign, but you do not have the depth of intellect that earned me entrance to the prestigious Cornell College of Agriculture and Life Sciences.

You do not have the nuance to understand that Mueller just put the final nail into Trump's political grave.

No one does. No one did at ESPN.

No one did at MSNBC.

No one did at Fox SportsNet.

No one did it ESPN 2.

No one did it at current TV.

It took me a lifetime to find the political geniuses at GQ,

but they understand me and love me as I deserve to be loved.

As I deserve to be loved. as I deserve to be loved.

Donald J. Trump, you, sir, are a liar.

You, sir, are a buffoon.

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