Ep. 407 - Halloween Terror: Hillary as President!
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2017
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. Happy Halloween! Many of you may be wondering if Ben Shapiro is dressed |
| 0:34.1 | up as Keith Olberman and Michael Nolz is dressed up as whatever he's dressed up as. |
| 0:40.4 | Why am I not wearing a costume? Let me explain. It's because I am a grown-ass man. And a grown-ass |
| 0:47.5 | man dresses like a grown-ass man always. That is why. That is why I am not wearing... Now, internally |
| 0:56.0 | I identify as a Polynesian Disney Princess. Yesterday, it was explained to me that I accidentally |
| 1:01.5 | said... What did I say? I said, she was a Hawaiian. And Jess explained to me afterwards that |
| 1:07.5 | it wasn't you, it was Alicia. Alicia explained... Alicia explained to me. It was... That Moana |
| 1:16.1 | is in fact who were not supposed to dress as for some insane leftist reason is not Hawaiian. |
| 1:21.5 | She's Polynesian. I don't want you to think that I said that because all brown people |
| 1:25.9 | look alike to me. It's because I haven't seen Moana because I am a grown-ass man. I don't |
| 1:32.5 | go and watch these things. Now, it's wonderful. I like girls in costume. They'll always look |
| 1:37.6 | cute and interesting and fun. But please, I mean, really, I'm embarrassed to be here for |
| 1:43.1 | the rest of the day. Basically, all these people, you know, I'm always embarrassed to be |
| 1:46.7 | around Nolz. However, Hillary Clinton wins the scary Halloween contest. They asked her |
| 1:52.2 | what she would be dressing as. And this is true. I'm not making this up. She said, I will |
| 1:55.8 | be dressing as the president. And I thought that's terrifying. And we actually have a clip |
| 2:02.0 | of Hillary Clinton as the president. Are you ready, Hillary? What's going on, Anderson Cooper? |
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