Ep. 407: Anal Tending

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2015

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Jordan and Jesse roll duo in this episode for a discussion of the magical land of Mentos commercials, Rage Against the Machine's apology for Limp Bizkit, and the enchanting dream of a listener. Plus, there's an update to the Ted Cruz correction policy.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.7	Jordan Moore's boy detective. How are you Jordan?
0:15.6	I'm doing okay. Hey we're rolling solo this week.
0:17.6	Yeah. Doo? We're rolling duo this week.
0:20.0	Yeah we're one man. We're riding dirty this week.
0:22.4	Yeah. We have handcuds under the seat.
0:24.8	Sure. And I'm on drugs.
0:27.5	What drugs do you want Jordan?
0:28.8	A little of this, a little of that.
0:30.7	Right. I mean who can say anymore?
0:32.4	Yeah I mean I start with angel dust and go from there.
0:34.7	Yeah. That's what I do.
0:36.0	What I do is I find a shady looking guy hanging out in front of a gas station.
0:41.1	Right. Just you know trying to approach you know whoever's hanging around.
0:44.9	Whoever looks shakiest.
0:46.4	Right.
0:47.0	And I just you know slip them all the money in my wallet.
0:50.0	And I say give me a handful of something.
0:52.0	Right. And then I just shove it in my mouth.
0:54.4	It maybe it's not a drug that that should be taken orally.
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