Ep. 405: Car Harmonica with Dan Telfer

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2015

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Dan Telfer joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's Bullseye tour, Jordan's Thanksgiving dinner Facebook troubles, and Jesse and Dan's childhood urge to collect things.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart
0:14.0	Jordan Morris Boyd Detective
0:15.3	Hi Jordan how are you friend?
0:16.5	Jesse I'm doing great
0:17.5	I'm back from tour
0:18.4	Yeah and you look I was gonna say world weary
0:22.6	Yeah
0:23.6	But then I thought that that might be insulting
0:26.0	Yeah it is yeah
0:26.9	Um true
0:28.0	So I'm just gonna say granted look you look like you look like you look like you've lived
0:32.7	You look like you've seen some shit. Okay again. I've heard still insulting
0:37.2	I you're gonna have to pick something less insulting to say you you should say that I look
0:43.4	Hey Jesse yeah, I got one. Yeah. Hey Jesse you're back from tour right? Yeah, I am man. Did it make your dick thicker?
0:49.2	Thank you very much dick old dick in there. Thank you very much
0:54.0	Jordan where did you get that did you get that in the at the Philly stopper?
0:57.9	I got it Brooklyn stop Washington DC or nice
1:00.3	Washington DC from the president of the United States
1:04.0	Bragg Obama yes brak Hussein Obama granted
1:07.9	They called it he's not he's not my pressure. He's a president. You know what I mean some would call him a president
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