Ep. 403: Erotic Martial Arts with Glen Weldon

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Glen Weldon from NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Glen's trip to Los Angeles, the Waterworld stunt show at Universal Studios, and of course the erotic martial arts. Plus, Jesse has another update for the Eyes and Nose Light Universe wiki.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.4	The program is Jordan Jesse go I'm one of the two hosts Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart
0:16.3	Hi, I'm Jordan Morris another one of the hosts great news
0:19.0	We've got an exciting 75 minutes or so of nonsense planned for you just pure nonsense
0:25.6	This is the show that delivers pure nonsense that the way that you started the show
0:30.4	I thought maybe we were gearing this towards ESL people
0:34.7	Like this is an aid to learn to speak English. Did you know hello? I am hosting now
0:39.9	Did you know that I'm an ESL celebrity? No, I didn't know that not only did I once record for
0:47.8	Craigslist gig
0:49.8	an English language
0:51.8	an English language exam for Japanese ESL students I
0:59.0	also
1:00.2	Have licensed bullseye episodes to a Japanese ESL magazine now
1:07.0	Now how you you know that proves you've done work in the field of ESL you
1:12.8	Specifically said celebrity now. I just want to know how that's manifesting itself hand jobs
1:17.3	Oh
1:19.3	From people from around the world well just people who don't speak
1:22.5	Kingco idea which is conformal or new English yeah, but I mean I'm I but you know
1:29.5	It's like you take what you can get sure. No, I mean sure look guys. I'm married
1:35.5	You guys know what I'm talking so if you want to get a I have a random Filipino hand job sexually
1:42.0	It's not an issue for me
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