It's the Catholic Guy show with Lino Ruley,

featuring pseudo co-host, The Nasty Muppin.

Today, Lino welcomes Dick Gregory, Mothman,

and Roman Emperor Hadrian,

with music by the foo fighters.

Plus, Lino does, weight loss.

This or that?

Practicing, kissing himself in the mirror.

That and more.

Now, from his rat-infested apartment in New York City,

here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy show on either the second day of Lent or the first official day of Lent.

Because yesterday was Ash Wednesday.

So yesterday was the first official day of Lent, but it's Ash Wednesday.

It's its own thing.

Today technically is the first day of Lent, because yesterday you're not supposed to eat

meat, and you can only have one full meal and two small meals not to add up to a full meal,

God forbid.

You got to do math.

And you know how good I am at Math, Tyler.

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