it's time for teen mom trash talk with tracy and noel hello and welcome to teen mom trash talk

this is episode 402 i'm your host comedian tracy carnazzo joined by my co-host comedian noel winters

herzog hello hey noel we're here to talk about teen mom to season five, episode three. Kind of a little uneventful. I don't know. I had fun, though. I have fun every episode. I just have fun every episode. Yes. Because there's so much. I cannot remember Janelle dating Nathan. I can't remember any other. You know why you can't remember? Because it went from meeting him to being like that's what it is. It's like I don't remember anything. So when I see him, I'm like, damn, I cannot believe they dated. They didn't really though. I know, but it's like one date and then that was it. He just doesn't even exist anymore. I know. That's why it's so crazy to me. I like the things that really aged very poorly. Yeah. So much. So much. So much. There's a lot of things that age really poorly. But if you guys want to hear more of our banter, go to Patreon.com slashash talk podcast where you'll find all of our bonus episodes,

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You're going to love it. I guarantee it. I do guarantee it, to be honest. Yeah. Well, let's jump into the pool. Teen Mom 2, Season 5, Episode 3. We're starting off with kale. Insufferable. Straight to jail. Six months pregnant. her court is postponed because Joe

doesn't want her to move to Delaware.

Isaac? jail six six months pregnant her court is postponed because joe uh doesn't want her to move to

Delaware Isaac is so cute Isaac is so cute right and the way he speaks is so funny oh I love

listen I don't like kids this is like a very bad age for me with kids interesting uh-huh but

when they start talking and they talk like so

properly. Yeah. It like really tickles me. I see I don't mind this age. It's a little bit older where

they start to lose me. Yeah. But it's like here's the thing. I really don't like kids,

but that if you have like the right kid around me, i like you a lot i know well she's planning her

wedding this is the second wedding okay so you're already legally married yeah but you're gonna plan

your wedding for when you're pregnant i feel like it's almost like she needs something to focus on maybe

isn't that a weird thing to do though it's like yeah of course it's a weird thing to do but you

already did the court wedding so this is not a rush.

I don't know, but it's also like, I actually don't even think you like Harvey. I don't think you like anyone. I don't think you have a feeling in your body. You don't have one feeling in your body. Nope. All right, well, she's planning the wedding. she's complaining about the wedding.

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