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Slack.com slash DHQ. The San Francisco Airport has officially banned

plastic water bottles in a city teaming with human feces and used syringes. Hydration for

travelers is officially a bridge too far. Ironically, a number of studies show the ever multiplying

environmental regulations not only don't help the environment, but they actually hurt

the environment. We will examine the real purpose behind the rules. Then Joe Biden releases

his first televised campaign ad. The title is absolutely hilarious and completely oblivious.

We'll get to that. Finally, a new study published in an influential journal may have just

confirmed 75 years of kooky, cranky, far-right conspiracy theories. All that and more. I'm Michael

Knowles, and this is the Michael Knowles show.

What a show today. Thank goodness I have my reusable leftist tears tumbler. Otherwise, I think

the police would come in and arrest me. I think it would be a capital offense if I had

a reusable water bottle here. But the leftist tears tumbler is there to protect you at all

times from the floods of leftist tears and from the increasing environmental regulations.

We'll get to these nonsense regulations and what they really mean because they are certainly

not about protecting the environment. But first, let me tell you why I feel so good, why

I wake up so refreshed, and that would be Bowling Branch. Bowling Branch sheets, everything

they make from bedding to blankets is made from pure 100% organic cotton. That means they

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