EP 400: A Guide for New Listeners!

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 95 minutes

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New listeners, start here! For our 400th episode, we’re celebrating by explaining the unexplainable - our long, weird, and in-joke laden history. Join us for nostalgia, games, good times, and the inevitable reopening of old wounds! HOUSE BAND Bill Connell SPONSORS 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout. For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠ Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.9	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:36.2	A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.
0:37.2	They think they're better than us.
0:38.3	Who do you think you are?
0:40.2	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:41.5	She's punishing me.
0:43.0	You destroyed my family.
0:45.7	I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
1:05.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9. Hey Adam, happy 400th episode of Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.
1:13.6	I know you've been mad at me for years for not letting us celebrate episode 50 or episode 100 or episode 200 or episode 200 or 300,
1:17.7	but 400 really feels like an achievement to me. So I'm happy to celebrate with you.
1:20.5	And I got you this.
1:22.2	This is the first copy sold of my new book.
1:26.1	Your new.
1:26.9	Learning to Love Your Hamsters by John Jacobson and Paula Poundstone.
1:32.3	Oh, that's John Jacobson, the president of the California Hamster Association, who was a guest on this podcast.
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