Ep. 40 – Valentimes

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

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🗓️ 16 February 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way

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0:00.0	Oh, it's Valentine's Day.
0:05.2	February 14th, 2017.
0:08.8	It's Valentine's Day.
0:10.2	We're all oiled up.
0:11.3	Yeah, nude.
0:12.5	We've seen it in a hot tub together.
0:13.7	You're not allowed to wear clothes on Valentine's Day.
0:16.1	Hi, dude.
0:16.9	If you're not fucking on Valentine's Day, you're gay.
0:20.0	That's what they used to say in my high school, dude.
0:22.9	All the bros were really into Valentine's Day.
0:25.0	That's awesome.
0:25.9	They come in wearing, you know, like, cupid outfits.
0:28.2	And they're like, go, who's gay today?
0:29.6	Who's not fucking?
0:31.2	And they would, you know,
0:32.1	could you get out, could you get out of a fight?
0:33.2	They beat you up, dude.
0:34.1	They'd shoot arrows at you and beat you up.
0:36.1	What happens when they should arrow shoot?
0:37.6	You didn't have dates.
0:39.2	Or like, yo, we're about fucking,
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