Ep. 40—Twelve Angry Wizards

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Weird wispy cloud for your thoughts? Because Dumbledore has too many of 'em, and not enough are about making sure kids don't die in mazes. This week, Harry has a nightmare; Karkaroff has some information to share; Barty has something to prove; Fudge has no care whatsoever for his colleagues; Dumbledore has a big bowl of ideas and none of them are good; and Neville, sweet soul, has a secret. This week's chapters: The Dream & The Pensieve Next week's chapters: The Third Task & Flesh, Blood and Bone

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0:00.0	In the wizarding justice system, the people are represented by two separate-ish and equally biased groups,
0:07.1	the horrors who investigate criminals, and the Council of Magical Law, who arbitrarily punish them.
0:13.6	These are their stories.
0:17.6	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for litigators.
0:23.3	You have been brought here before the Council of Magical Law, so that we may pass judgment on you for a crime so heinous.
0:33.7	Father, father, please, that we have rarely heard the light of it within this court.
0:42.0	Father, I didn't, I didn't, I swear it, Father, don't send me back to the Dementors.
0:52.2	I'm Heather Price Wright.
0:53.7	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:55.2	Welcome to Law and Order Harry Potter edition, aka The Quibbler.
0:59.3	We are reading this week chapters from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire called The Dream and the Penceive.
1:07.1	In this podcast, you will hear lots and lots of spoilers for this and past and future Harry Potter books.
1:15.1	You will also hear plenty of cursing and some adult themes.
1:21.1	This week's adult themes are athlete privilege, jury duty, fathers and sons, insane asylums, and memory lane.
1:31.8	Alex, what happened this week?
1:34.1	In this week's chapters, the golden tree are trying to figure out what the hell happened
1:38.6	with Barty Crouch at the edge of the forest.
1:42.9	Ron has some really stupid ideas. What are Ron's ideas?
1:46.0	He's like, what if Mr. Crouch, like, stunned himself and then, like, jumped on a bird and flew away or some?
1:52.0	His ideas make no sense.
1:54.0	Basically, those are them, yeah.
1:55.0	Yeah. Obviously, they write Sirius to tell him what's up.
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