So, the President of the United States is an anti-American incompetent.

The Democrat frontrunners are corrupt liar.

The Republican frontrunners are fascist blowhard.

The media wouldn't know the truth of it bit them on the leg and the Islamists are trying

to kill us.

But don't panic.

Just file in an orderly manner toward the exits then calmly run for your life.

Trigger one.

I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin show.

Man, I am so glad it's Christmas because if I didn't have something higher to think

about than the political scene, I would blow my mind.

I mean, the thing that's great about Christianity in moments like this is that if you summed

up the philosophy of Christianity in a couple of sentences, it would be the world is a terrible

place run by Satan.

Humans are corrupt and wicked and any person who's good enough gets martyred and then

crucified.

Rejoice.

That's the Christian world view.

It's just this mindless happiness in the midst of all this terror.

So that's what I'm going to cling to that as we go forward.

Also in Hollywood, Christmas is the wonderful time when we celebrate the pious and religious

ritual of watching screeners because if you are in the movie business at all, they

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