Listen, my whole name just sucks, all right? It's like I'm totally okay with it. You have to have a good sense of humor about it. It's fine.

But you have to just trust your own ability to know what's best for your own kid and not rely on these fake influencers to tell you what to do with your kid.

The Mock and Daisy Common Sense Past.

Can we get some common sense all up in here?

Apparently, it is not okay for us to not like the name Gretchen.

No, you can't do that.

You got to like all names all the time and you have to shield your kids from, you know, people who don't like their names.

Yeah, I didn't realize that this was a thing. It's a thing. But you know there's been a lot of talk lately about a particular governor of Michigan whose name is Gretchen and who is like the Gretcheniest Gretchen that ever Gretz.

And she reminds me of mommy dearest, you know, like totally.

She's like mommy, she's so, isn't she her?

Yes.

Like she's just gonna, she's gonna go make a chiacerole like a corn

casserole and then she's gonna like beat you with wire hangers if you hang him up

wrong and the clock she's that woman she's so that. She's so that woman in every way.

On the outside but then you're just terrified to her. Yeah.

And I don't think I like the name Gretchen before her.

Yeah, she kind of like sealed the deal.

Yeah, for me, Gretchen of like sealed the deal.

Yeah, for me, Gretchen is like, it's every dachshin on my dad's side of the family has been named Gretchen.

And so I just associate the name with Dachs, like with Wiener dogs. so I wouldn't personally name my daughter

Gretchen I don't really have much against it it's just that you know you have

certain connotations with names it's just not an forever more Gretchen the name Gretchen will be associated in my head

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