It's a Monday. It's a brand new week, and we have so much to talk about from President Obama's climate change agreement to Donald Trump attacking Ted Cruz, plus a very special holiday edition of Things I Hate. I'm Ben Shapiro. This is the Ben Shapiro.

I tend to demonize people who don't care about your feelings.

All righty, so here we are.

It is indeed a Monday, and it was a busy weekend for a lot of folks.

President Obama had himself a busy weekend.

Over the weekend, he signed an agreement that is best described as a America gives everybody lots of free crap and nobody else does anything agreement, which is President Obama's favorite type of agreement.

He declared over the weekend that this was just the step necessary in order to save the planet.

He's like an incompetent bureaucratic Superman.

He saves everyone from things that don't exist by giving away money that doesn't belong to him.

It's pretty spectacular.

Here's President Obama over the weekend explaining that what he just did,

the agreement that he just signed to save the world,

will indeed save the world, but only, only if you give him lots of money to give to other people.

The targets we've set are bold and by empowering businesses,

scientists, engineers, workers, and the private

sector, investors to work together, this agreement represents the best chance we've had to save

the one planet that we've got.

He's going to save the planet, folks.

You got it?

So ISIS, eh.

Putin, eh. Global war, thousands of people killed.

Destroying the global economy, going back to a standard of living where only a billion people

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