Ep 40: Adventures in Spacebabysitting

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2012

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

The Sisyphus finds a basket on its doorstep, and Lt. Morkolitz tries to patch things up with Jill.

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0:00.0	Shields up, full scan.
0:02.0	Captain, it appears to be, uh...
0:05.0	Well, it almost looks like a basket.
0:07.0	Are there any life signs?
0:09.0	One, but it's very faint and small.
0:12.0	Did there any weapon systems?
0:14.0	No, although I am detecting a buildup of methane gas.
0:17.0	Alright, just to be safe, I think we should destroy it.
0:20.0	Lock on phasers.
0:21.8	Phasers are locked on.
0:23.5	Wait, Captain, there's an automatic recorded hailing frequency coming from the vessel.
0:28.2	Put it through an audio.
0:30.0	To whoever may find, my child.
0:33.1	Please take him in.
0:35.4	Raise him to me, the man that I know he can be. And do not expose him to any yellow sunlight. Love. Don't give him your name. Don't wait, I know. I just guess I was gonna say a parent. Alright. Fine. Doesn't matter? Fine. Okay, I'm gonna tell them. What do you care? What? It's my son.
0:55.0	Yeah, it's my son too, okay? He is the last son of the dying world. You're bailing around. I'm... I'm a scientist. I have a serious job. I don't care. I... Look, I've been trying to warn the council that the planet's going to be destroyed. But I've been doing... doing you've been taking
1:10.1	Green girls
1:10.4	I'm through
1:10.9	elementary school
1:12.1	He's a baby
1:12.9	Apparently this race didn't have
1:14.2	audio editing the planet's going to defeat this rule. But I've been doing. You've been taking care of that through elementary school.
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