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The What If? Podcast

Ep. #4 - What If You Got Attacked By A Bear?

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6672 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Friend of the show and guest Eric Mayson comes back aboard the What If? train for a ride through the wilderness as we discuss the unlikely but terrifying subject of bear attacks. Ryan sees the worst picture in the world, Spencer reads tweets from a bear, and we barely tolerate Mayson’s puns.


Hot Topics: Please Bear With Us, Warning: Extremely Gruesome, “Wait, Does Blood Freeze?”, Bear Calorie Counting, I’m Sorry We’re Laughing, The Worst Marathon Prize Ever, and much more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the What If Podcast.

0:20.0

Welcome to the what if podcast.

0:23.9

Welcome to the what if podcast.

0:26.0

I am Ryan.

0:27.0

Oh, and I'm Spencer Worth Davis.

0:33.3

And this is the what if podcast.

0:35.8

Oh, man.

0:36.2

With us with us today. Sorry, please bear with podcast. Oh, man. With us today.

0:37.6

Sorry,

0:38.0

please bear with us.

0:39.3

Oh, Jesus.

0:42.0

We've got our good pal, Eric Mason, with us.

0:44.7

Allah.

0:45.2

What's happening, dude?

0:46.3

You know, I'm looking at pictures of bear mullings.

0:49.9

Yikes.

0:50.5

And the reason that I fell apart in like seven words of that introduction was because I was unexpectedly shown a picture of a bear attack is what I'm going to say.

1:02.7

A picture of a bear attack.

1:03.7

Easy.

1:04.5

That's what happened.

1:05.1

So today's question is what if you were attacked by a bear?

1:07.2

What if you were attacked by a bear?

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