Ep 4: Trip of a Lifetime

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Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In episode 4 we discuss AG’s intense (and hilariously terrible) journey in Sedona.. on mushrooms. You can gain some insight on what to do when your friends face melts off and get advice on how to avoid charges for rearranging landscape at 5 star resorts. Spoiler alert: AG has none for you. Is her bad trip worse than the time Shannon accidentally did meth? Who could be too sure. The girls explain their “Desperado scale” and how Shannon managed to reach an all time new high on it. Will she have to get the authorities involved in her liquor store crush? Shannon gives the 411 on Malibu with Bridgerton and you’ll find out if she finally “gave those titties a chance” on another date now that it’s autumn. Stay in school and off drugs kids.

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0:00.0	Put up put up put up
0:02.0	I'm gonna
0:03.5	Whatever you know the words
0:06.5	I never know the words but I'm gonna sing this song
0:10.0	How to I be
0:12.1	What are some songs that you thought were the right words and they weren't my mom thought that pop lock and drop it was hot pocket rocket
0:18.2	She was like that doesn't even make sense. I was like that's cuz of those aren't the words
0:22.8	It's pop lock and drop it. It's not hot pocket rocket welcome back to our pop lock and drop a show
0:29.0	Welcome back to hot pocket rocket
0:30.8	with their fuckers.
0:31.8	Like, hot pocket rocket.
0:33.8	Woo!
0:35.3	Wait, do I have some?
0:36.3	We have a lot of things on pack.
0:37.7	I want you guys to know that Shan and I have been
0:39.3	legitimately keeping secrets from each other,
0:40.8	which never in the history of our friendship.
0:44.0	But we'll have to talk about it on the podcast.
0:45.8	Wait for the podcast.
0:46.6	That's kind of fun.
0:47.1	I told her it's like a little friendship date
0:48.4	that we scheduled for each other to spend time together.
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