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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 4: Tito's Soda & Teremana Soda

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Mark and Sam talk over one more drink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yeah, sweet. Hell yeah, Tampa, Tampa Mark. Oh yeah, baby, it's wide open, people are moving here.

0:08.0

I don't know, man, who knows what the future holds, but people are living for today and it's a no one is scared down here it's

0:16.3

wild I hope they're a little scared because I don't want old people to die but

0:21.0

shit sure of course but the side spliters is there the capacity is 110% they're

0:26.2

adding seats. What that's horrible? It's wild down here.

0:36.0

Larry King came to your show. That's where he got it. Larry King, Dr Drew, everybody, I talked to Burke Chrysler, he said like all these people are getting it now and it's like it's just so weird.

0:44.4

It's like it's locked down but people are still getting it so you don't know what the hell to do.

0:48.3

Yeah, oh Jesus. Yeah, I have to address some mustache as well.

0:53.2

Oh, please, we're all terrified.

0:55.1

I know.

0:56.2

Look, I was in the shower.

0:58.0

I had a full beer and I was like, it's time.

1:00.7

It was getting itchy, start shaving, and runs out of battery. I have like the full, I should have kept the full fucking thing. I could have looked like Tampa, but it was like all the way around. It was horrible and I had to trim away, but you know I'm not I have very sensitive weak skin I'm fucking breaking out

1:18.1

I wouldn't look down to this but I fucking looked like I looked like Freddie Mercury at this point.

1:23.0

You look like Super Mario over here.

1:26.0

You got a full stash and it's Dick too.

1:29.0

One time to Mateo Lane, we did the roast battle thing and I said, you look like you have Freddie Mercury poisoning.

1:35.0

Ah, ha ha ha, that's great.

1:40.0

No, dude, it's, yeah, it's nothing go anytime anything uncovid related happens that

1:46.6

shitty I'm like this isn't fair.

1:48.9

Right.

1:49.9

I know I know I know it's it's a nightmare this whole thing's annoying you heard they're

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