Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan.

Jesse, go!

Picycles, tricycles, high-screen candy, lollipops, popsicles, legristics,

Solomon, friendly, mega-duty, ad-d-d-d-d-d-d,

big, pretty, lovely, big, hungry...

This week, Jordan goes to a mega-church, Jesse goes to AA with his dad and a listener puts his laptop in an oven.

Let's go!

Oh, yeah...

Welcome to Jordan, Jesse Go! I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

And I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Oh, man, I don't even, we're introducing today's program.

We're going to talk about the holidays on this program.

We're also going to talk about professional wrestling on this program, but there was

something that was even more important to you than either of those were my ideas, things

we should talk about on the show.

But you called me yesterday with this idea that was desperately important to you that

we talk about.

Yeah.

Well, we're going to have action items on the show, right?

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