For 88 years, Ocean Spray has been the nation's leader of everything Red Cranberry.

And now they're proud to announce new Ocean Spray Pink Cranberry Juice Cocktail, made from real pink cranberries.

Wait, they've been harvesting them for 88 years?

I've missed out on a lifetime of refreshing deliciousness!

Introducing new, light, and refreshing Ocean Spray Pink Cranberry Juice Cocktail.

Now, available at Target.

Better late than never, right?

Yeah, in the theater, there was a whole bunch of fucking food.

Like some big stupid show like LaVille.

It's LaVille, LaVille Crawford and Friends, it's Sheryl Underwood and myself and Tony Roberts.

Shoulda be that.

Who keeps to their time, show?

I'ma tell you who keeps to their time motherfucking lunel, that I don't do a minute over

with the fuck they paying me for.

I tell people all the time, this microphone is like a crack pipe to some people.

They pick it up and they can't put the mother fuck it down.

That's what you see, because I used to smoke crack, I thought I know you're talking about.

Me too.

So they pick it up and just try to still get that, try to look for that big laugh they can come.

They want that big one again.

They're only gonna get the big one the one time.

And they're gonna keep looking at the floor, looking for it.

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