Ep 4 - Lizards!

The Quizard's Pit

Watcher Entertainment & Studio71

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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This week we might as well call it the Lizards pit! We’re talking Lizards! HOSTED BY Shane Madej & Matt Real THEME & MUSIC BY Nick Lutsko⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@realnicklutsko⁠⁠⁠ ANIMATION BY Jared Sosa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/scienceisfun/⁠⁠⁠ POD ART BY Craig Gleason⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/the.moon.ghoul/⁠⁠⁠ PRODUCED & EDITED BY Rebekah Swann⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/rebekah.swann/⁠⁠⁠ For ad free, live streams, and cut content join us at ⁠⁠⁠https://watchertv.com⁠⁠⁠ More Pod:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thequizardspit⁠⁠⁠ More Watcher: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/wearewatcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/wearewatcher⁠⁠⁠ More Shane:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shanemadej⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PuppetHistoryInc⁠⁠⁠ More Matt: ⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/mattyistalking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@MattyIsTalking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitch.tv/mattyistalking⁠⁠⁠ Send us an email ⁠⁠⁠QuizardsPit@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or leave a voicemail at (818) 275-4585 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We never asked the quiz to suck us up into his little bit
0:06.0	But every week he sucks us up and we're starting to get tired of it
0:12.0	We don't beat him facts will die and so we try to satisfy him even though the guys are a piece of shit
0:17.0	So we learn we absorb we do not touch the art art. As a jiz. Of Quinsets Piz. Oh. Oh. I'm getting used to it now. Yeah. It's kind of like, I don't think it's like tattoos where I'm going to get addicted to it, but I'm not like. I think I am going to get addicted to the pit. I think about people who have to give themselves shots, like, regularly.
0:41.1	Yeah.
0:41.7	And I don't think that they worry.
0:52.3	I don't think that they're, like, affected by, you know, I'm sure it doesn't... I think you get used to it. Yeah, you're just like, this is part of my life. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I'm in a very similar way.
0:57.6	This fake feeling I have when I go to the Wizards Spit is the same thing.
0:57.6	Yeah. in a very similar way, this fake feeling I have when I go to the Wizards Pit is the same thing.
0:59.0	Yeah, I think so.
0:59.9	I'm not so different, me.
1:00.8	Not so different.
1:03.3	Here we are, back in the pit.
1:04.5	Back in the pit. Week four.
1:05.8	Week four.
1:06.3	Of this grand, beautiful odyssey, a new touchstone in the podcast firmament. That's right. That's the
1:14.4	Quisards Pit. That's, what is that? What is that? What are you doing? June first. It's June 1st.
1:21.6	June 1st. Summer time. Summer time in the weather.
1:27.3	You ever seen a music video for that? Mungo. Summertime in the weather.
1:30.5	You ever seen a music video for that?
1:32.7	Mungo Jerry, they call him.
1:34.1	Named after T.S. Eliot's cats.
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