Hello and welcome to News roast. I'm Jolly and Rubinstein.

I'm Hayden Proust. And this is three courses of conversation.

Hey, if people have never listened to this podcast before, what is it? What's it about?

It's kind of like a namuz bush.

You know how Tim Spicer eats his chewing gum and then swallows it? I don't know.

Oh, do you mean Tim Spicer? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got around right and then he just

sweat that's what this is. Isn't that actually just Melissa McCartney? No, no, he actually

swallows his chewing gum. Do you not know about that? Does he actually do that? There was a statement where he's, it's a time magazine or something.

He's like, I've been swallowing chewing gum three times a day for years.

Mate, that is a bad flex.

I was told that's going to stay in your gut for seven years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know how when you eat a hubbubba and you really, really want to swallow it, but you can't. You know you can't. That's what this podcast is. But how is that anything like this podcast?

Interesting fact, but I would more say that this podcast is, what we're doing is giving

some middle class bans and sort of actually middle class, unashamed middle class

bands to give you little tit bits, little facts that you can go and give like in a job interview or when you're meeting like your girlfriend's dad for the first time yeah like you know like you know like can i just say any podcast that starts within the first 30 seconds using the phrase middle class tag middle class you've lost about a thousand is you're like one of those middle age guys that at 45 years old starts wearing

lycra and cycling on a Saturdays and he's okay with that but no one fucking else is

I'll just do that it'd be fine you just don't want to be stuck behind one now well at that again

we're getting better I mean this is only the fourth podcast we've done let's introduce

I guess I'm just I am absolutely over I mean, this is only the fourth podcast we've done. Let's introduce our guest.

Let's introduce our guest.

So, I am absolutely over the blooming moon.

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