You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I am your

eponymous host Andrew Heaton and we're gonna have to have some fun today. We've got a forthcoming

segment, a new segment that deals with some racy stuff. It's safe for work. However,

racier than what I've been doing previously. And I think you can enjoy it.

We also got special guest Jim Swift on.

We're going to talk about Amazon and corporate cronyism

and have a lot of fun there.

But before we do that, I do want to give a shout out to our sponsors.

You know when you're driving your family to dinner

and Junior wants Italian food, but your daughter wants foe,

and then the other daughter says it's pha,

and pretty soon they're fighting,

and you have no idea if it's pha or foe, or even what country it's fromah and pretty soon they're fighting and you have no idea if it's

fah or foe or even what country it's from but Grandpa he's in the back he chimes in and he

says it's fah but then he also says some inappropriate racial epithets and that

makes you very uncomfortable but then he was in a POW camp so you don't really feel like

you're in a position to call him out on it. But that doesn't stop Junior from launching into

him and now he's fighting with Grandpa and your daughter's crying and your other

daughters crying and everybody's just screaming.

Well it's times like that you should take a deep breath and say,

what if we all just ate supper at a diner where the waitress rides a horse?

Well that's snuffies, just off Route 44. You can order the eggs however you like, get

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