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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 399: Horny President with Guy Branum

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Guy Branum joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Guy's childhood boat show visits, which presidential candidates might be mummies, and Jesse's high school meeting with congresswoman Zoe Loftgren.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective beautiful day in Los Angeles. They call this

0:19.4

Late summer. Sure. Yeah summer to yeah electric Boogelloo

0:24.6

I hear El Nino's around the corner Jordan. I cannot wait for El Nino

0:28.0

Yeah, if lift driver told me that earlier today. I appreciated that input from him lift driver slash meteorologist

0:35.1

Well, I don't know if he was an accredited meteorologist, but it's always been a passion of his

0:40.4

Could it be that NBC force Fritz Coleman has fallen on hard times?

0:44.8

Has to drive lift

0:47.3

Jordan, how could he have fallen on hard times when you did that local television commercial with him went one time?

0:52.2

I mean being being attached to me does

0:55.6

Does put someone into a position where they will

0:58.9

Eventually have an epic fall from grace. I think that Fritz Coleman one of the most fascinating things about local Los Angeles weatherman Fritz Coleman

1:08.6

Is that he is

1:10.6

By all accounts while he's somewhat of a silver fox. He is also a

1:15.7

He's like a novelty weatherman

1:18.6

I think he does yeah, he does like

1:21.6

Uh

1:22.4

Or at least when I was a kid he also did like one man shows on PBS. Yeah, the here's the thing about him though

1:28.4

He may be the least ridiculous local Los Angeles commercial television weatherman just by virtue of the fact that his name isn't lightning thunder

1:37.8

Sure. Yeah. Yeah, he has a man's name

1:40.6

Like they really go all in here in Los Angeles. Yeah, there's nothing is being held back in the

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