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🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If you want to hear my best Justin Trudeau impression, then you will have to become a premium |
| 0:09.6 | subscriber on the Liz Wheeler Show community on locals. You can go to Liz Wheeler.com slash |
| 0:13.6 | locals. You don't want to miss this. This is one of my best impressions of all time. We just |
| 0:18.4 | got done with it. It's going to live over there forever, but you can only hear what it sounds like |
| 0:23.9 | when I impersonate Justin Trudeau. If you become a premium subscriber, Liz Wheeler.com slash locals, |
| 0:28.7 | I will see you over there. I know I will because you're curious. What does it sound like? |
| 0:32.6 | Was it good? Was it hilarious? Can Justin Trudeau be more of an annoying weirdo loser person? |
| 0:38.6 | And the answer is he cannot. He tries on a daily basis, but he cannot. And I give you my impression |
| 0:46.1 | over on locals. Liz Wheeler.com slash locals. So I thought we would start the show today with a meme |
| 0:50.0 | that absolutely slayed me. I have read this meme to everyone in my life all day long, forcing |
| 0:55.6 | them to laugh at it. And every time it cracks me up. So I thought I would read it to you too. |
| 1:00.3 | This is what it says. It says I have 10 guns. It's a math problem. So put your nerd hats on. |
| 1:05.2 | I have 10 guns. If the government takes 10 guns away from me, how many guns do I have left? |
| 1:12.0 | Are you doing the math in your head right now? Are you trying to discern if there's a trick |
| 1:15.3 | part of this question? Well, here's the answer. The answer is I have 19 guns left because I lied to |
| 1:20.9 | those commy bastards. I don't even care if this is a dad joke. It slayed me all day long. I sent it |
| 1:28.2 | to my parents. I sent it to my sibling group chat. I sent it to my husband. I made the entire |
| 1:34.7 | control room listen to me read this and crack up about it right before we filmed the show. |
| 1:38.4 | This one just hit me in the guts. Pass it along to every person. And here's the real question. |
| 1:43.6 | Would you behave like this? If the government came to confiscate your guns, would you say, |
| 1:49.4 | yes, I do have two firearms. Let me turn those over to you. And would you keep the rest? |
| 1:54.9 | Would you? I don't know. I'm not going to say what I would do, but I think we all know. |
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