Welcome to the show, everybody. I hope you had a wonderful weekend. I know that mine was

okay, a bit a little bit, a little bit sleep deprived, really. You know, we have an infant in the house

who wakes up like three times a night as infants are prone to do. But then we also have a three-year-old

who has recently decided to get into this lovely phase where he also gets up like three times a

night and then finally we'll wake up at 4 a.m. and he's ready to start the day at 4 a.m. He doesn't

go back to bed after 4 a.m. So it's been, it's been, you know, it's, it's, our kids are trying to kill

us basically. They're trying to, this is my distress call to the world. They're trying to kill us

because sleep is a human need. You can't survive without it. What they're doing is a violation of the

Geneva Convention. I mean, if you were the warden of a prison and you woke your inmates up six

times a night, you would be charged with human rights violations. Yeah, this is what our kids are

doing to us. And I tried to explain this to my three-year-old last night at 4 a.m. But he wasn't

getting it. He just doesn't give a damn about the constitution, honestly. He's a, he's a total

lib. I blame his parents, honestly. Anyway, so Ricky Dervais at the Golden Globes, you know, he actually

made a Hollywood award ceremony watchable for at least seven minutes, which, which is an enormous

achievement. It seems like an impossibility, right? It seems like making an award show watchable,

it's like if an IRS agent made an, made an audit enjoyable, or if your dentist made it fun to

get a root canal. It just seems like it's not possible, but Dervais pulled it off mainly by

ruthlessly mocking the Hollywood degenerates and attendants. You've probably seen his opening

monologue already, but if you haven't, if you haven't seen it, let's, I'll play for you now.

This is probably my favorite part of his opening monologue. We were going to do a need memoriam

this year, but when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough. It just, no.

It was mostly white people, and I thought, nah, not on my watch, though. Maybe next year, let's,

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