Ep.#397 - Everybody's Late

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

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Comedy, Arts

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🗓️ 17 June 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Doug just wanted to podcast and everybody is late because of poker on the patio. Doug answers some questions and tests the limit of car capacity in the compound.

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Recorded June 13th, 2020 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), Tracey (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:15.3	Everybody's late. We were going to podcast because everyone's out there doing the live
0:21.8	poker twitch on Chad Shanks Twitch stream. They're doing poker on the patio. Not quite
0:29.8	the social distancing that we had imagined. But I'm not out there to supervise and I'm
0:36.6	not in the mood. Jaley and I have way more than six feet apart. And that's how we like
0:44.3	it. You're not into social distancing. You keep having people over. I don't have people
0:51.8	over. People come over. Okay. If Derek, if Derek hadn't shown up uninvited, there
0:58.1	would be six feet between everybody. He's the domino that knocked everyone closer together.
1:04.1	Yeah. It's not just uninvited. Everyone is avoiding his calls. What? It doesn't play
1:10.2	poker and he just gets really shit faced. I'm like, all right. He's come over a couple
1:14.6	times on his own. Like, all right. He's sit on the patio and I didn't even put on a
1:19.3	movie because he'd fucking talk through it and say dumb shit. You just spoiled the illusion
1:23.9	for like 80% of the. I'm trying not to be mad. You can't say, oh, you're not invited
1:29.5	to go away. That's a fucking hideous cruel thing to do. Two more drinks. I know. I'm trying
1:34.7	to get my head out of that space because we're joking about it earlier. I don't play poker.
1:41.5	Yeah. I knew that. That's why we're going to podcast. But I thought you were going to
1:47.1	podcast while people were getting here. And then they'd start their Twitch stream. But
1:52.4	Chad was late because his truck broke down. The new one. The new old one. Yeah. Oh,
1:57.7	yeah. Yeah. So, so yeah, that's why everything's late. And you were late. No, I asked what
2:04.3	time and you're like, I don't know. Oh, yeah. Well, then what the fuck? I'll just come up
2:09.3	when I feel like it. Yeah. I know. I came down to your house. I said three to four is
2:13.8	when people are getting here. I got here. Yeah. It's five o'clock. Yeah. Yeah. And now
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