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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

EP 395: Watergate Revisited with Jill Wine-Banks

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.74.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Although it might seem quaint by today’s scandal standards, Watergate was legitimately… criminal. And we’ve got actual Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks here to tell us all about it. And then we’ve got Ms. Hull here to tell us all about making stuff on a new “Toni’s Craft Corner!” GUEST Jill Wine-Banks jillwinebanks.com HOUSE BAND Maria Caswell SPONSORS For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 YearGo to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, listener, it's Zach Harper, Amina al-Hassin, and Anthony Mays of Cinephobe.

0:37.2

You may be asking yourself, what is Cinephobe?

0:38.6

I mean, would you like to fill in the people?

0:53.2

Cinephope is the podcast for Zach and I watch movies that are poorly rated on Ron Tomatoes and try to ascertain. We're trying to ascertain? Yes. Okay. Assertane. Whether or not they're accurately poorly rated? Or maybe they didn't get a fair shake. Cinepho, produced by this guy, Anthony Mace. Hey, that's me. I produced this show.

0:55.1

I also watched the movies, even though that wasn't included in the description. And I also ascertained. This month is... Whoa. Oh, Maze, what do you say that? Supercharge it. So that this promo can remain evergreen. McEvity. I feel like explaining a little bit more. In 60 seconds? I don't know. Maybe I don't bring attention to it. Assuring people like, look, if you listen, you're going to get it. Just give it. Give it time. That's a good promo. Just listen to it. Give it time. You'll figure it out. Is this the promo right now? Isn't it? Okay, I think we got it. Cinepho. Wherever you get podcasts.

1:35.0

Wow, we're all just at sixes and sevens today, aren't we?

1:38.4

I'm dropping papers.

1:40.2

Nobody's more of a mess than Bonnie, though.

1:42.1

I mean, because she's not even here today.

1:44.1

Bonnie's not here.

2:01.7

You know, Bonnie has been mistaking the days of the week lately. Oh, I'm sure that's a healthy sign for a manager. Yeah, I try to go over it with her. You have that show tonight. You have to fly. And I'll go, no, it's Tuesday. We do the podcast on Tuesday. I think it's the pressure of the Captain Crinkle minisode where so many people have come to rely on Bonnie for advice. Are they not

2:09.5

getting one this week? I guess they're not getting one this week. She wants us to do it without her.

2:14.3

What? Yeah. We'll talk about that later. Meanwhile, Tony, you play Bonnie tonight, all right?

2:18.9

I'll cover your stuff.

2:32.9

Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, this here is nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.

2:39.1

Tonight, Watergate was the mother of all political scandals, but like a lot of mothers, she's lived to see her kids fuck up even worse.

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