Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Jesse Thorne out and about this week, but that doesn't mean we're not going to release a fine podcast program for all of you.

In his place, I have two terrific guests, a fan favorite, returning guest,

and hopefully a new friend that you'll all grow to love dearly.

The returning guest is a stand-up comic and a co-worker of mine on at midnight.

Emmy Blotnik. Hi, Emmy. Hey, Jordan. Welcome back. Thank you. Nice to be back.

A return appearance. Yeah, it feels great. I think this might be the closest

in appearance as someone has ever been. Wow. That's how high the demand was for a return appearance.

If people couldn't get enough blood. More, I was getting death threats.

Gamergate style death threats if I wouldn't have you back on. Glad you're alive.

Stop doxing me, everyone. Stop swatting me. The new friend that I mentioned is a stand-up comic,

a writer for Rift Tracks, a writer for the dearly departed podcast WITZ, Joseph Scrimshaw.

Joseph, welcome to the program. Thank you. I'm happy to be here. Yeah, it's good to have the both of you.

Let's start here. How are you guys beating the heat?

No, it's not even summertime. It's fucking fall and it's still a bazillion degrees.

What's your guys' heat and misery like? How would you describe it? Maybe you can be on a scale

or maybe you're not miserable at all. Maybe you're enjoying it. Yeah, no, misery is an accurate

statement. I have specific sweating places that I think are like, so... Sweats zones. Sweats zones,

and it's upper lip and upper back for me. So I'm better to be upper than lower usually.

I guess, yeah, I suppose it takes longer for it to end up in my ass.

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