Ep 394: Judd Jones discovered what!? | Comedians should never be triggered

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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Caught up with my friend comedian Judd Jones. He went down to see his parents in Texas for the first time in over a year only to find a grizzly sight. We talked about other thing but man it doesn't compare to what he came upon! Oh! We also discussed the time Buzz Aldrin told me he was the first person to pee on the moon. Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V3QL5EbBzA

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0:19.0	All right?
0:20.0	All right.
0:44.0	Oh, no, Joe!
0:53.0	Yeah, well, I don't have the luxury of that second option, so this is what I got.
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	And you've got a nice pond behind you.
0:57.0	Are there any fish in that pond?
0:59.0	There's plenty of catfish and bass, and there's actually an alligator out there as we speak.
1:04.0	Really?
1:05.0	That he's not too close, but I'm literally checking over every so often, because he's definitely sniffing around.
1:12.0	Alligators don't want anything to do with you, but you know, every once in a while they grab a kid or two,
1:17.0	but in general, they don't give a crap about you.
1:20.0	Well, right.
1:21.0	They're very timid, but how timid is an alligator if it's fucking starboard?
1:25.0	I mean, it's coming for you, you know?
1:27.0	I was gonna say, when I used to golf in Florida, we'd run into alligators.
1:34.0	They would be setting themselves right on the course.
1:37.0	Oh, yeah.
1:38.0	I don't have the fairway, bro.
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