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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 393 - The Presidents (feat. Louis C.K.)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2022

⏱️ 103 minutes

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0:00.0

Guys, this is a history podcast series. Let's talk presidents. In fact, let's talk all of them in order.

0:11.0

That was it. Oh, no, no, no, just wait. Let's talk Washington. Adams Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Adams, Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison,

0:24.8

Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield,

0:46.8

Arthur, Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt.

1:08.7

No, hold on. Give me a second. Hoover. Yeah, it's Roosevelt, Truman. Second, Truman, Eisenhower, JFK, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump.

1:35.6

Just say Obama now. Obama. Wow, Obama now. It took me all night. Damn, dude. You studied for that all night.

1:45.5

No, it took a half hour, but it was pretty pretty good. Yeah, same. I had to keep practicing. I was doing it before bed.

1:52.6

Dude, I was praying. Vice presidents. Adams. Are you seriously going to try? I could go. I think I could go.

2:01.4

It's a good piece of trivia. And don't look it up. Nope. Okay, here's a quiz question. Who is, who is Johnson?

2:10.1

Lyndon mains Johnson's vice president after Kennedy was shot when he became the vice president.

2:18.9

Your mother's kind. Oh, man, it wasn't her. It wasn't your mother. It was her kind.

2:25.0

Her com is a wait a second. This is history. What if that was true? You're telling me.

2:36.5

Jones got. Yeah, because they only he only needed her for one year.

2:42.3

And then he ran for them. When he ran, he got somebody else, but he was like, he calls out,

2:48.9

John, I need your cut to be my vise. He called her from Dallas. You know that famous picture of him

2:56.3

on the plane. That was he called her right before that. I need your vagina to be my president. My

3:02.5

vise president. All right. So let's start from the top. Mom, so sorry that he said that.

3:08.5

I'm not. I never met your mom. I started Washington, dude. Yeah. What do you guys know about him?

3:23.6

What do you say? I mean, Washington is like a, a, a, a, a, transitionary guy because he was,

3:29.4

he was so British. He was a British general. He wasn't like, uh, you know, he wasn't born in the,

3:35.9

he didn't create America. It wasn't even his idea. Yeah. He was, uh, he was just a tool of,

3:41.4

he was a the first general president. Now he was born in the US. No, I know, but he wasn't like,

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