Ep 391: Notary to Self

Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey

Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Doree contemplates a new notary side hustle while Matt reflects on the end of an era. Then the Ramekin Queer has some clarifications and we remember not to borrow trouble, and a listener has some pretty astute observations. Plus, we give kid birthday advice.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody welcome to Matt and Dory's excellent adventure. I'm Matt. I'm Dory and coming at you live.
0:07.2	Not live. Live to tape. Live to tape. I wonder if anybody out there has ever put a podcast on cassette. I'm sure.
0:17.6	Yeah. I'm sure like some hipster bullshit. How come no one have people done like a limited edition vinyl
0:25.4	box set. Oh a thousand percent. You know, I don't know. I'm asking. I have to have the test. It has to
0:31.6	exist. Should we do that? No. I don't really think this audience wants to listen to the show on vinyl.
0:40.4	Wow. You don't know that. Well, I feel like I know the audience a little bit. Audience, let us know.
0:49.4	No. No. What if they were like a fowl everyone was like, yes. And then we were like good. Get it done and then we're like, how? Okay. Now what?
1:01.2	Yeah. Well, we'd have to be like, oh. We'd call Jack White. Yeah. Hey, Jack, can you make a limited edition
1:08.4	pressing of our podcast? And to be like, I'd love to. I'll be like, actually, I'm going to, I'm going to
1:14.9	compose your new theme song. Wow. And I'd be like, okay, cool. You treat a Karen Elson so badly.
1:23.2	Man, he's very pale. And you're very pale. You kind of look like a vampire. Well, he looks like Henry
1:28.6	at the park. Because he won't rub in his sunscreen. Correct. Let me take Henry to a playground today
1:38.6	that had very big slides, tunnel slides. Huge slides. Thank you. Mm hmm. Yeah.
1:49.3	Is that it? Is that all we did? All right. We'll see you guys. Well, you know, one thing we did is we
1:57.5	managed to get the form to discard our, the rest of our embryos, notarized and sent over to CFP.
2:04.8	Oh, it was a momentous day at Bank of America. You know, last time we had to get something
2:11.8	notarized, we went to UPS, which charges, I think like, $15 per signature. And we ended up
2:20.3	paying them like over $100. Yeah, because there was a lot of signatures. There were a lot of signatures.
2:25.0	And then I like, see online that at Bank of America, you can get some notarized for free. Yeah. Well,
2:33.6	I mean, in fairness, notarize, that's the most they can charge a $15. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, I
2:40.3	didn't know that. Is that in California or just in general? I think that's in the country.
2:46.5	Hmm. I bet if you're a mobile notarie though, you can charge an extra for the service. No. No.
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