Ep. 391 - Everyone Is Owed A Punch

The Matt Walsh Show

News, News Commentary

4.6 • 26.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Cadets at the Army-Navy game played the Circle Game and now everyone is owed a punch. But the media, upset that it lost the Circle Game, is retaliating by pretending that the cadets are white supremacists. Also, Bernie Sanders says that teachers should be paid more because baseball players make a lot of money. We'll do our best to analyze that non-sequitur. And I give tips for cooking the perfect bacon. Can't get enough of The Matt Walsh Show? Enjoy ad-free shows, live discussions, and more by becoming an ALL ACCESS subscriber TODAY at: https://dailywire.com/Walsh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the show, everybody.
0:02.0	I'm just going to say this once up front to get it out of the way.
0:06.3	Please try not to be jealous of my Christmas sweater.
0:11.0	Yes, it does have Spider-Man on it.
0:14.1	The fact that I have a Spider-Man Christmas sweater and you don't is not my fault.
0:19.2	The fact that your family didn't get you one for Christmas just means that they don't love you.
0:23.3	That's not my thing. It's not my fault.
0:25.0	Let's just move on from it.
0:26.8	I do hope you had a wonderful weekend.
0:30.8	My weekend involved our kids coming down with a stomach bug.
0:33.9	If you've never had to deal with a three-year-old puking, well, it's not an experience that I
0:41.0	would especially recommend because they're not very directional with the...
0:44.8	I'm not going to get into details.
0:46.4	All I'm going to say is that if you were selecting life experiences from a catalog, I would
0:52.4	say definitely skip the puking toddler package. It's just not worth it.
0:57.3	It's not really not much to enjoy.
1:00.6	I could go into great depth and detail, but I won't.
1:04.5	Instead of starting with Vomit today, I think I'll start with a story that kind of makes
1:08.6	you want to Vomit.
1:09.6	The media busied itself this weekend with slandering some army and Navy students, claiming
1:16.2	that they were flashing a white power sign on national television.
1:21.1	I don't know if you saw these headlines or not.
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