EP 391 - DRAFT - BEST PICKUP LINES

Going Deep with Chad and JT

All Things Comedy

Health & Fitness, Education, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Today we are joined by Strider Wilson and Kevin Fard to DRAFT - The Best Pickup Lines. Kevin starts us off hot with a new DONG SONG and has a dramatic breakdown mid pod when he realizes he might of missed the mark of this draft. Each bro will make 4 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call JT's mom to get a females perspective on judging! Let us know who you think won in the comments!
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TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019
(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)

Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/

Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)
Chad: 11 wins
JT: 13 wins
Strider: 12 wins
Chris Parr: 10 wins
Brad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)
Joe Marrese: 1 win
Kevin Fard: 0 wins (Going for his first today)

PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

#bestpickuplines #pickuplines #draft #mountrushmore

Transcript

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0:00.0	Duhn't
0:02.0	Dut-Dut-D-D-Dong Dut-Dong Dut-Dong Dut-Dong Duh Dung Dut Duh Duh Duh She saw Joe's Dong
0:39.3	It was far too long
0:42.3	Not to cry
0:48.3	Trying to stroke his meat
0:51.3	But her hands too small and dry
0:56.0	will I show you the hardest thing you've seen in your life
1:10.0	it gets longer and longer till your face to face with its eyes.
1:18.6	No bust, joke and bust, joke and bust, but you gotta put it harder.
1:30.3	Now I'm stroking with some thrust. Oh, I've seen just struck it for three days long.
1:38.3	Joking bust, joking bust, but you gotta make itums. Have you ever seen a tongue?
1:46.0	So long.
1:49.0	Have you ever seen worth?
1:54.0	Have you ever seen one?
1:58.0	Oh, oh, oh. Good job, man.
2:02.6	Do
2:06.6	do do
2:07.6	D Dung Duh-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-O-O-W. Oh Woo Woo Yeah
2:36.0	Yeah
2:37.0	Yeah
2:38.0	Yeah
2:39.0	That was killer, dude
	...

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