Hello alive New York Post is they have the juiciest articles ever they juice and whenever I scan articles for like four seconds before we do the podcast

New York Joseph New York Post has the juiciest scoop dude

They're the ones who they had a video of a dude getting killed by a shark like two weeks ago. They really there's not this

Their one story is about a lady first of all she cancels her dream wedding

They mentioned it was her dream wedding like multiple times three months out before a wedding

she went through

Her fiance secret folder on his computer porn folder. It was all porn and then pictures of like her friends and sisters

His face matching he was doing NSA. I know bros. He's I know bros used to NSA fat

Yeah, where they'd pull up a Facebook and then pull up a girl who looked like her and just go back and forth

He was NSAing and his fiance caught him called off her dream wedding dude. I mean that is the that is the the best moment in porn

Is when you're scrolling through and you're like hold shit. It looks exactly like that girl

Immediately

Yeah, yeah, it's funny about the New York Post is it it kind of

Leans right I think so yeah, I don't look into it enough

I think it leads right so like right wing people are like it's the oldest newspaper in America

They try to they try to make it credible and then you get on the New York Post

It's like some dude getting hit by a train in the subway like see you later asshole

That's like the fucking deadline

Yeah, it's the juiciest

I have to I'm this thing's burning a hole in my pocket and pretty lady. This isn't a sponsor yet

But they did send us a nice sample are they courting us they're courting us with a nice sample

What is it?

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