Hey y'all, I'm Donna. And I'm Carrie.

And we are paranormal chicks.

Episode 388.

Y'all, let me just tell y'all that I have been, well, we've both been, an emotional wreck all fucking week.

I'll let Donna tell her shit.

My shit, though?

We all know that Donna and I are both extra-large pizzas.

Well, this week, I had an appointment with my dermatologist. I've seen her before, and I really liked her. She was, like,

highly recommended, and... That's not true. Well, by somebody, but apparently... Not me. Yeah, it was the one

that Donna didn't like.

Well...

I'm just her best friend, you know, that saw that lady for months and months.

But I really...

I guess I didn't...

Like, I guess I knew, but I wasn't like...

Oh, she just thought that I was making it up.

No.

Okay.

I wasn't sure that we were sure, sure it was the same person. Oh, I knew. Okay. Well, I went to her and we're talking about stuff. It's a full body exam. So picture it. Me, bra, panties. I left my socks on. Apparently I wasn't supposed to. She had to take them off of me. Brow panties, gown, open to the back, doesn't fit paper. I already ripped it because I'm too big for the gown. Those fucking paper things are... Don't. I was too big for the gown. There was a little strip, and I was like, no shot. I'm even trying to tie that thing. So I'm sitting there in my knickers and, you know, very uncomfortable. And it's a whole

body exam. So she's like lifting boobs up, pulling down bra straps, like moving fat rolls

everywhere. And we're talking. I had some questions about some skin things. And this became

an entire session on the fact that I needed to lose weight. And like, I know it's the

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