Ep 388: It's Like Riding a Bike
Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey
Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Henry has a new bike, and he also shows up to say hi to a toddler listener. Plus, we hear from listeners about au pairs and donor embryos.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, welcome to Matt and Dory's excellent adventure. I'm Matt. I am Dory. |
| 0:05.8 | That was really labored. Labored. Intentional. Thank you. I did not mean for it to sound labored. |
| 0:12.7 | I did mean for it to sound intentional. I just got the word that I wanted. |
| 0:18.1 | Alluded me. So labored came out. I see. Which, you know, we're doing a podcast. |
| 0:25.1 | Sometimes about labor. Hopefully if everything works out with your in vitro fertilizations or your, |
| 0:34.0 | whatever other methods there are, turkey basssters, magic. |
| 0:42.8 | That's it. That's it. Turkey basssters, IVF and magic. |
| 0:46.7 | There's the only three ways to make a baby. How is everybody doing? Everybody, of course, |
| 0:53.2 | I just mean Dory. You all can't answer me. I'm fine. Having a day. What are you doing? |
| 1:01.6 | Well, let's see. Last night I played poker. I haven't even talked to you since then. |
| 1:12.0 | I mean, we've talked. How to go? Not really. It went fine. I made a little bit of money. |
| 1:19.3 | Nice. I had to rebuy, but then I had, I had like a, what's the word? Striek of really annoying. |
| 1:30.5 | Bad beats. Bad beats. I would, I'd have like a pair of jacks, but it would be like jack seven, |
| 1:38.4 | and the person who won would have like jack nine. Before anyone wants to call the internal |
| 1:42.1 | revenue service, when you say you want a little money, how much do you mean? $11. We're very |
| 1:50.6 | different habits. Hey, listen, I came home ahead though. You know? Oh yeah, you come home even or |
| 2:01.9 | only losing a little. You're a winner. Yeah. So anyway, I had a, I had a bunch of those, |
| 2:06.8 | and I was just like so annoyed. And then I had to rebuy. So I rebuy, and then I had like a |
| 2:13.0 | streak of good luck. There I am. So then you were running hot. Then I was running hot, hot, hot. |
| 2:22.0 | That's good. Cards are following where they may, and no one can beat you. And then I won the last |
| 2:27.0 | hand. I love winning the last hand. I love winning the last hand too, because a lot of times people |
| 2:31.6 | just throw a stupid money in. Yeah. Yeah. That happens. It's like whatever. Yeah, whatever. |
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