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🗓️ 10 December 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. Welcome to the show everybody. Here we are now 15 days, it's 15 days |
0:34.9 | until Christmas and a quick reminder that if you don't have your tree and your Christmas |
0:40.8 | decorations up by now, you are officially a part of the war on Christmas. You are waging |
0:47.1 | a war on Christmas. You are a belligerent on the side of the anti-Christmas army. That's |
0:52.6 | what you're doing. Think about it. Starbucks had their Christmas stuff up or their holiday |
1:00.3 | stuff anyway, but we all know what they're doing. They headed up before Thanksgiving. Are |
1:05.5 | you really going to let out Christmas by Starbucks of all things? Christians always complain |
1:12.3 | about Starbucks, but they've got more Christmas spirit than 90% of Christians today. It's |
1:19.1 | a disgrace. I can tell you in my neighborhood, very few of the houses right now, and here |
1:25.1 | we are with December 10th, right? We are well into December. We've already lost a week |
1:32.3 | of December, and most of the houses in my neighborhood, no decorate, not even a wreath |
1:37.6 | on the door, except for one house that has inflatables. That's really the inflatable decorations |
1:42.7 | or even more offensive than having no decoration of all at all, which is why under my regime, |
1:48.9 | of course, every house, Christian or not, will be required to decorate for Christmas. The |
1:56.2 | displays must include white Christmas lights, a nativity scene, inflatables are banned, colored |
2:04.8 | lights are banned. Christmas cheer is mandatory because I'm going to end the war on Christmas |
2:11.4 | with an iron fist. Look, I'm not saying that you can't add additional decorations to go |
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