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Slack.com slash DHQ. Welcome to the show everybody. Here we are now 15 days, it's 15 days

until Christmas and a quick reminder that if you don't have your tree and your Christmas

decorations up by now, you are officially a part of the war on Christmas. You are waging

a war on Christmas. You are a belligerent on the side of the anti-Christmas army. That's

what you're doing. Think about it. Starbucks had their Christmas stuff up or their holiday

stuff anyway, but we all know what they're doing. They headed up before Thanksgiving. Are

you really going to let out Christmas by Starbucks of all things? Christians always complain

about Starbucks, but they've got more Christmas spirit than 90% of Christians today. It's

a disgrace. I can tell you in my neighborhood, very few of the houses right now, and here

we are with December 10th, right? We are well into December. We've already lost a week

of December, and most of the houses in my neighborhood, no decorate, not even a wreath

on the door, except for one house that has inflatables. That's really the inflatable decorations

or even more offensive than having no decoration of all at all, which is why under my regime,

of course, every house, Christian or not, will be required to decorate for Christmas. The

displays must include white Christmas lights, a nativity scene, inflatables are banned, colored

lights are banned. Christmas cheer is mandatory because I'm going to end the war on Christmas

with an iron fist. Look, I'm not saying that you can't add additional decorations to go

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