Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne the Stipple King

I'm Jordan Morris boy detective. Oh my gosh. I don't know what Stipple is

Right up top Jordan. Yeah. New nickname. Through it in right up top. Wow well you care to explain or you just want to leave it a mystery

Well Jordan you may recall from Jordan Jesse Goh many years ago that one of my goals in life was to be rendered in a

Stipple portrait. I don't remember this or know what any of that is. Okay. So yeah. Jordan, please explain. You read the Wall Street Journal right every day. Exactly. You got to check on your stocks and bonds. Sure. Yeah. Well I'm having my morning milkshake. Oh you have a milkshake every morning. Oh yeah.

You your lifestyle is revealing itself to me like a blooming lotus flower. Sure you know. Yeah. You have your milkshake. Right.

Ford in the glass but you know you keep the can because there's a little extra. Oh okay. Okay. Okay. We're talking about like a

Tommy Lasorda slim fast shake. I mean I guess like a two shakes a day plus a sensible dinner. I mean I don't I mean I don't like to pay those

fast prices. Oh I just have one made of ice cream and milk. Can I tell you that once at the Columbia Park Boys Club where

used to go after school because I was a latch key kid. There was a costume contest. I was dressed as a guy with a shark biting off his head.

Built a shark out of foam rubber and chicken wire. Okay. Put on like a Hawaiian you know Hawaiian tourist outfit. It's craftier than I would I would expect from you. I guess I don't I guess I wouldn't

have guessed you were a crafty kid. I had some help. Okay. I'm not particularly craft. I have the vision. Okay. I went to this costume contest. Sure.

I went to this costume contest. I finished second place. You know who won? Hmm. I fucking kid wearing his dad's cop uniform.

Was it comically big for him? No. Just slightly ill fitting. Huh. Like he wasn't like you know the sleeves weren't dragging on the ground. No it wasn't hilarious in any way. The people were just impressed that he looked like a real cop. Yeah.

That's got to be a big kid. Yeah. And it's also illegal. Yeah. He's impersonating a policeman. Yeah. To win a TGI Friday's gets certificate to be fair. He was guessing it what the prize was. Look, I the prize for everything at the boys club was giant

tickets. Okay. Now that is the thing that I want most in the entire world. Kickball usage. Yeah. Maybe I was 11 by this 10 or 11. And any fit in his dad's cop outfit. Well I mean you know like the legs are rolled or whatever.

But my point is that it was not the reason he won wasn't because it was absurd. Sure. And you know and adorable because it was so out of scale.

Were they just like afraid because the gun was attached? Yeah. I'm mad if the kid. I could do that. Kid is it when these giants tickets. Trust me at the Columbia Park Boys Club.

There were a few other kids with guns. Yeah. There was not as part of the costume contest. Yeah. Exactly. Just just a few dudes with guns. Just playing bumper pool. So I was pretty steamed about that. I thought that was a

bullshit. Yeah. I think you were probably robbed because what I really wanted to win was those giants tickets. What I did win was four cases of carnation instant breakfast.

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